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Housing initiative

A2B2, the online creative community, has announced the launch of a new cooperative housing initiative exclusively for its users who are 5'6" or under. The initiative, dubbed "Shorties Only", aims to provide affordable and inclusive housing options for those who often face discrimination in the housing market.

The cooperative housing project will be open to A2B2 users who meet the height requirements, and will offer a variety of affordable and communal living arrangements. The goal is to create a supportive and inclusive community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and a sense of belonging.

This initiative is an example of A2B2's commitment to promoting inclusivity and equity for all its users. By providing a safe and welcoming space for those who have traditionally been excluded from the housing market, A2B2 is taking an important step towards creating a more just and equitable society.

Shorties Only is currently accepting applications from interested users, and A2B2 encourages all eligible members to apply and become part of this exciting new initiative. 

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A2B2 to join NATO on Tuesday, website's chief says

In a surprising turn of events, A2B2, the popular online creative community, has announced its plans to join NATO on Tuesday. The announcement was made by the website's chief, who stated that the decision was made in order to align with the values and goals of the organization.

A2B2 has been a thriving community for music enjoyers, art creators, and based shitposters. It has become a platform for creative expression and has fostered a sense of community among its members. However, the decision to join NATO has raised eyebrows among some of its members who are concerned about the community's future.

The website's chief assured members that the decision was made after careful consideration and consultation with experts. "We believe that joining NATO will provide us with the necessary support and resources to continue our mission of promoting creative expression and connecting individuals from all walks of life," the chief said.

The move has been praised by some members who see it as a way to gain recognition and support for their work. Others have expressed concern that joining NATO may compromise the community's independence and creative freedom.

It remains to be seen how this decision will affect the A2B2 community in the long run. However, the website's chief has assured members that the organization's commitment to its values and mission will not waver.

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nukes are now legal

we setting off nukes in the building

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Site Performance

A2B2 USA West server resources have been temporarily restricted following a partial re-allocation of CPU hours under the Defense Production Act, in light of recent events in the South China Sea. Admin is ensuring critical systems remain online, although speed and performance may be negatively effected during this period. 

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do not buy the pills

we have have been testing the Indonesian Viagra pills and turns out they are NOT legit. pls do not order further. thank you

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a2b2.org

-css fixes

-turned on experimental auto-posting site feed to @a2b2org (will it work? should check hourly)

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A2B2 DANCE PARTY

A2B2 DANCE PARTY ON MAR. 23

TICKETS FOR SALE $15

<< BUY TIX ON DICE.FM >>

MUST BE 21+

Feat.

DJ LIL TWISTY (LA, jungle,DnB,riddim)

OTHOME (SAC, deep house)

DISCNOGIRL (OAKLAND, industrial, breakcore)

AZUCAR (SAC, dark cumbia, reggaeton)

DJ BUCK (SF, dubstep, UK Bass)

 

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A2B2 DANCE PARTY

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANNOUNCING: A2B2 DANCE PARTY

WHERE & WHEN: SACRAMENTO MAR 23

what is it? FUN DANCE PARTY FOR A2B2s

headliner: DJ LIL TWISTY (LA, jungle/dnb/breakcore)
main support: OTHOME (sac, deep house)

SEEKING DJ'S TO PERFORM!!!!! (from A2B2 community)

LOOKING FOR: YOU!!!!!!!!!! APPLY HERE: https://a2b2.org/a2b2-dance-party

REQUIREMENTS: MUST BE 21+, PREVIOUS DJ/PERFORMING EXPERIENCE, AVAILABLE IN SACRAMENTO ON DAY OF EVENT (see you there :D)

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website v2

OUR WAR AGAINST THE SPAM BOTS REACHES ITS MOST DIFFICULT HOUR 

 

DO NOT FEAR, FOR WE HAVE DEVELOPED A NEW SUPER WEBSITE WHICH IS IMPENETRABLE TO THE FORCES OF EVIL 

 

WE PRAY FOR SAFE PASSAGE OF TERRYDEV ON HIS PERILOUS JOURNEY, AND MAY HE RETURN WITH A FUNCTIONAL BETA SOON

 

IT IS OUR LAST HOPE 

 

STAY STRONG 

-a2b2 technical development department 

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Magazine Availabile Everywhere Now

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Magazine announce

A2B2 Magazine Estimated Arrival Date: Dec 1

 

Pre-orders available soon. Limited edition.

 

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What's New @ A2B2? (03.27.2022)

I'm no-id, your A2B2 news czar, and this is the A2B2 update.

The discord server for MURDACORP has just launched, and corporate is actively seeking out
new personnel. An invite link is provided below. MURDACORP is an
upcoming video game collaboration between Andy Morin and SUS BOY.

https://discord.gg/hBBxCSVtBN - Murdacorp Discord Servers

FLASH FLOOD v3 IS NOW UNDERWAY! This is not a drill. All ground units are authorized to
move out into the public and spread the word of A2B2's existence. Make your way over to beta.a2b2.org/bounty for more info. FLASH FLOOD will be running from 3/27 - 4/11. Winners will receive an A2B2 Merch prize!

A2B2 Radio: Episode 5 (Featuring guest host Little Snake) will be streaming TONIGHT, 3/27 @ 6 PM
PST on our Twitch page (twitch.tv/a2b2online). Don't miss it!

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discord overhaul

Hello, There is a brand new re-written set of community rules for the discord server! These are much more in depth, and outline a very easy to follow 3 strike policy that allows full transparency in the situations that require bans. We updated SaviorsJohn so when people are caged, they are told which rule they broke exactly, and which strike this is for them. The second thing we introduced are our new server roles! We are re-centering the server as a place for creators to congregate and discuss topics pertaining to creativity. These roles encompass musicians, visual artists, programmers, designers, writers, and more. Every user will be required to choose a role, and will have the opportunity to raise their rank from average, to based, to god, by participating in bounties and other community events. The goal with this change is to get people to utilize the discord as a place to discuss the things they're working on both for and outside of a2b2.

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Team News

welcome to the team! ☺️

 

If you're interested in contributing, come talk to us, and we'll point you in the right direction.

 

In the mean time, send us ideas and news, and we'll try our best to reply!

 

—Kevin

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read edition 2 of magazine online

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radio submissions closed

--radio submissions episode 3 closed--

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Prison Escape

The longer you beat the man with the hammer, the more your nerves refuse to work and you are turned into an object without any feeling at all. Nothing could be more terrible. Not long ago, I was taken to a jail in Budapest. I had decided to write a spy story from the inside. There were many long nights, a lot of vodka and strong coffee. I did not know the country, the language, the people, the rules and they did not want to let me in. I had no rights, no papers, no identity card. I was a stranger in a strange land, and in this strange land I was an alien without any status or connection to any other person.

A day came when the man responsible for me suddenly decided to show me to a cell in the second floor of the jail. To my great surprise, I saw that one of the prisoners was the famous writer Ervin Eken. They locked us into a cell together. I had only heard about him.

For months, we worked on the novel we were writing, telling each other the stories we had dreamt up. That writer's eyes were not well; he could not see much. I taught him how to read, and the famous writer taught me how to write. We communicated almost entirely through our mind, one from darkness and one from light, and we became friends very quickly.

Each time I thought we were going to be locked up for longer, the jail authorities came to release us, or gave us just a few hours. He was locked up for three months. We were now tied up together in that cell with no light, no window and no way of seeing out.

Then, one night, I heard him shouting at the door, for there were people who wanted to speak to him. They said he had to meet someone very important that night and he had to leave immediately. I was looking at the dark face of a friend and I also wanted to leave the cell. The other prisoners gave me a secret signal to follow my friend's instructions and we left the cell. I walked, exhausted and broken, toward the door.

But when I walked to the door, I saw a pale, dishevelled figure sitting at the window. I knew it was the writer. "You are trying to betray me," he said with a pained look in his eyes, "but we will keep this between ourselves."

We talked a little, about nothing in particular, and then he locked me in the cell and left. I was so tired, so frightened, so exhausted.

"What can I do?"

"Make yourself at home," he answered. "I am not going to leave you. I want you to survive. I will come back for you, every day and every night."

This will not do, I thought to myself. I have lost one of my friends in the dead of night. I felt completely alone, even in a jail cell, but I decided to follow his instructions and hide. I felt so scared, I could not breathe. What could have happened? Where were they? Why was he taking me somewhere? I had no idea. I was looking for an answer and suddenly, suddenly, there he was, at the end of my cell.

"Are you okay?" he asked, and I nodded, not daring to speak.

 

"Now you have to be patient," he said. "The country is being divided and we have no guarantees."

We were in the final round, the final battle. He was going to give up his home, his career and his freedom for the sake of our freedom. I had no choice. I was ready.

Then suddenly, I could not breathe. I was so tired. I had no strength left. The room had become so dark, so cold, that I was afraid I would not wake up when he came to take me home. It seemed like he was not coming. My life seemed to be over.

Then, suddenly, I was so terrified, I forgot how to breathe, and I was so cold that I could not feel my hands and I had to take a huge step to climb the walls to my feet. But I was finally there, in his arms, not for one moment in doubt. I felt a huge feeling of gratitude, a feeling I can only describe as gratitude. Thank you, God, I thought, but I also felt that I had been living my whole life in a dark room with no light and no window.

He picked me up, and I was not afraid of him at all. I knew, absolutely, that he would never do anything to hurt me.

That was the end of my incarceration. The writer returned to his home and became famous. He was tired, he had lost his vision, and he was also terribly depressed. But his years of imprisonment were a blessing. It gave him a chance to read and to write more than ever before. It had shown him the love of his fellow prisoners, and his determination, and perhaps it had softened his soul. I am not sure. He never spoke about it.

Whatever was the case, I am sure that it made me realize that we can fight, even when things seem hopeless and the path ahead seems dark and all signs point to defeat. When all seems lost, we can make a different decision and change our fate. When he made that decision, I made my decision. And in the end, the story I set to write became became the true story of my life.

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what does a2b2 stand for

A2B2 stands for Aspergillus fungus. It’s the type of mold that causes food poisoning. (the type that made Jennie Lorber sick)

“I was really scared,” said Theresa Henning, an A2B2 victim. “I thought they were going to tell me I was going to die.” Henning says she had a viral infection. She is allergic to penicillin. “It was a light bulb that went off for me that I may be having an anaphylactic reaction,” she said. It’s a common reaction for food allergy sufferers who have never had a serious reaction. “I was concerned. I thought, ‘Oh my gosh, am I going to die?’” Henning said.

Luckily she was not. The doctor that checked her told her she had a bad case of A2B2 poisoning. She was told it was caused by a genetic defect in her body. “It was a fluke,” she said. Now she will never forget the day she found out. “The doctor looked at me and said, ‘Jennie, you have the type of A2B2 reaction that is similar to someone with a severe food allergy,’” Henning said.

It’s the same condition that has plagued 27-year-old Andrew Segal for four years. “For me, it’s like a disease. I can’t believe that they have a name for it,” Segal said. He is allergic to A2B2, tuna, shrimp, and salmon. The only thing that doesn’t make him sick is the cream cheese spread he spreads on his bagel. But that, too, makes him sick. “At the moment I eat the cream cheese, my throat is closing and my tongue is swelling,” Segal said.

That was the day he saw a neurologist who told him he had A2B2. “He’s my hero,” Segal said of his neurologist. They can only tell Andrew about what triggers his reaction. They can’t tell him what will make him sick. “They can’t tell me what to eat, how to eat, where I should sit, how long I should be on a certain medication, how long I should be on an allergy medication,” Segal said. "But they say it's something I'm going to have to learn to live with."

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